<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284479378328945246</id><updated>2011-04-21T21:17:02.621-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Great, funny, lovely, romantic sms collection</title><subtitle type='html'>Love sms, Kiss sms, Funny sms, Naughty sms, Wise Words, Flirt sms, Birthday sms, Cool sms, Friendship sms, Good Morning sms, Good Night sms, Sms Jokes, Good luck sms, Miss You sms, New Year sms, romantic sms, sms lucu, sms cinta, sms romantis, sms persahabatan, sms ucapan selamat, sms keren</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smsyou.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link 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cewek cantik, lalu terjadilah percakapan dibawah ini:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Si Otong: Alo sayank... gue boleh masuk kan?&lt;br /&gt;Ceweq(ce): Boleh boleh aja&lt;br /&gt;Si Otong: sayank, kita ke kamar yuk!&lt;br /&gt;ce:(berpikir)ehm... yuk&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;setelah di kamar...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Si Otong: boleh kunci pintu kan?&lt;br /&gt;ce: bolehhhhh&lt;br /&gt;Si Otong: kalo tutup jendela juga boleh kan?&lt;br /&gt;ce: boleh&lt;br /&gt;Si Otong: kita naik ke tempat tidur yuk&lt;br /&gt;ce: (berpikir) yuk&lt;br /&gt;Si Otong: tutup selimutnya ya&lt;br /&gt;ce: (berpikir: akhirnya dia mau melakukannya juga) tutup saja katanya sambil senyum senyum&lt;br /&gt;Si Otong: eh liat dech JAM GUE BISA NYALA!!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5284479378328945246-497991146227092546?l=smsyou.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284479378328945246.post-5846833953978697823</id><published>2007-08-21T21:07:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-21T21:30:20.357-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Genteng rumah lo bocor</title><content type='html'>Di malam yang sunyi,di suasana yang sepi dan tak terasa rintik hujan pun turun entah kenapa hanya kau yang ingin kutemui, tuk mengatakan "GENTENG RUMAH LO BOCOR"&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5284479378328945246-5846833953978697823?l=smsyou.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smsyou.blogspot.com/feeds/5846833953978697823/comments/default' title='Poskan Komentar'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' 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blank...Im ur .....friend</title><content type='html'>Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5284479378328945246-2851767208067726007?l=smsyou.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smsyou.blogspot.com/feeds/2851767208067726007/comments/default' title='Poskan Komentar'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5284479378328945246&amp;postID=2851767208067726007' title='0 Komentar'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5284479378328945246/posts/default/2851767208067726007'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5284479378328945246/posts/default/2851767208067726007'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smsyou.blogspot.com/2007/08/fill-in-blankim-ur-friend.html' title='Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend'/><author><name>Beautiful Girl Pictures</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284479378328945246.post-2319899845378283986</id><published>2007-08-21T20:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-21T20:11:35.812-07:00</updated><title type='text'>When I was born Devil said..</title><content type='html'>When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..&amp;amp; When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5284479378328945246-2319899845378283986?l=smsyou.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smsyou.blogspot.com/feeds/2319899845378283986/comments/default' title='Poskan Komentar'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5284479378328945246&amp;postID=2319899845378283986' title='0 Komentar'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5284479378328945246/posts/default/2319899845378283986'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5284479378328945246/posts/default/2319899845378283986'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smsyou.blogspot.com/2007/08/when-i-was-born-devil-said.html' title='When I was born Devil said..'/><author><name>Beautiful Girl Pictures</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284479378328945246.post-780435893211969815</id><published>2007-08-21T20:09:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-21T20:09:48.784-07:00</updated><title type='text'>One day Santas Girlfriend asks him,</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:78%;"&gt;One day Santa&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:78%;"&gt;s      Girlfriend asks him,     &lt;qq&gt;Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?&lt;qq&gt;Santa:&lt;qq&gt;Ya      sure, Give me ur Telephone No.&lt;/qq&gt;&lt;/qq&gt;&lt;/qq&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5284479378328945246-780435893211969815?l=smsyou.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smsyou.blogspot.com/feeds/780435893211969815/comments/default' title='Poskan Komentar'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5284479378328945246&amp;postID=780435893211969815' title='0 Komentar'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5284479378328945246/posts/default/780435893211969815'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5284479378328945246/posts/default/780435893211969815'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smsyou.blogspot.com/2007/08/one-day-santas-girlfriend-asks-him.html' title='One day Santas Girlfriend asks him,'/><author><name>Beautiful Girl Pictures</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5284479378328945246.post-8152216334509237676</id><published>2007-08-21T19:27:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-21T20:09:06.473-07:00</updated><title type='text'>When i open my eyes every morning</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:78%;"&gt;     When i open my eyes every      morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... 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